tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64141032024-03-06T21:33:40.004-07:00Bite Me.It's all a bunch of blognaKrnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comBlogger269125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-45012199608691876532007-03-03T15:58:00.000-07:002007-03-03T16:08:29.532-07:00NarcissismIt's amazing how easy it is to get caught up in the amount of people who read or don't read your blog every day. I'm not the world's best writer. I really don't put very interesting stuff on here. It just feels (to me) like blogging has become some sort of popularity contest. Who's got the newest, catchiest phrase or website? Who makes you laugh the hardest or cry the most? Who puts all Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-91650122631012186542007-03-03T12:52:00.000-07:002007-03-03T12:58:13.283-07:00Check itTry out your own talking puppet thingy. You can demo it for a few times before it freezes up. Some of the voices aren't as good as the others.I finally got mine to shut up. She was really bugging the heck out of me. The Site Pal folks offer a great service but their site isn't that easy to use. It took me a while to figure out how to get her to say something different. Is it worth the Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-33434738063132513322007-03-01T23:43:00.000-07:002007-03-01T23:44:05.219-07:00I am a huge dork for doing thisAC_VHost_Embed_36281(300, 200, 'FFFFFFF', 1, 1, 677031, 0, 0, 0, '151e238a7fe9dde77946287e72238246', 6);Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-82798574652502140372007-02-28T23:57:00.000-07:002007-02-28T23:58:26.666-07:00CraptasticHere's something that we can all do in our free time:ThinkDon't you just want to run outside and plant some flags with me?Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-24872825547069556342007-02-26T23:04:00.000-07:002007-02-27T00:08:46.804-07:00MyelinolysisI'm not sure if I'm happy about coming out or not.My family had no idea that I blog. Until today. It surprised me that I said anything at all but it just sort of slipped out.I took a break at work to go say hello to my sister on her floor (we work at the same hospital). We started talking about our latest obsessions. She was trying to convince me to start playing WOW with her and her husband.Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-74902512139274260392007-02-24T22:03:00.000-07:002007-02-24T22:12:36.812-07:00All yours for a buck!I went to my favorite Dollar Tree (50th and Federal) in between classes yesterday. Look what I found in the check out aisle this time! Not a pregnancy test for a buck but still...They did have six packs of Crystal Geyser H2O for a buck. I picked up a few to leave in my car. I also picked up more Teaberry Gum. They still had Bottle Caps but I declined the urge this time.Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-79740460832023619222007-02-22T21:06:00.000-07:002007-02-22T21:44:26.062-07:00TranscriptsThis is classic. It could be paranoia. I'm just going with a gut feeling here but I don't think this guy had good intentions for me.I received messages from a guy on MySpace. Here are the transcripts of the messages from this evening:Wanna grab a drink tonight? i am thirsty?Thanks for the invite but I've got other plans. Why is your profile set to private?like what, you are not going to be badKrnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-40647822788304862372007-02-22T02:56:00.000-07:002007-02-22T05:08:52.252-07:00Word of the DayHostage Lunch:Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.Urban dictionaryNot really a word but very catchy. I don't work in an office anymore but I still get a free hostage lunch here and there.Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-48859147909374511642007-02-22T02:42:00.000-07:002007-02-26T20:44:16.690-07:00The ProjectI started It. It's going to take forever but it does get my mind off of things. I started typing my old journals into blog format. I have the years in separate folders and picked up a random folder. I got 1987. That was one of the most fucked up years of my life. My friends and I tried to balance all the sadness with fun (yeah! experimentation!) but... well, you know how that story Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-48628657436163170292007-02-21T22:10:00.000-07:002007-02-22T05:09:20.539-07:00BlurbI'm am so annoyed right now. Ack. Fucking mergers are pissing me off again.Wild Oats and Whole Foods? I like choice and now I'm losing my options again. Sunflower is ok but doesn't have everything I need and want. The Vitamin Cottage near me is way too small. I used to work at Alfalfa's and had a great time working there. It had the best juice bar of any of the natural food stores. I miss Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-176869320241753462007-02-21T15:57:00.000-07:002007-02-22T05:09:41.242-07:00BonanzaI just finished watching an entire episode on TV Land. I didn't think I could sit through an entire episode but surfing at the same time certainly did help. I just have one thing to say after that episode.Adam Cartwright is hot.This is just getting me ready for the return of Jericho tonight. I originally started watching Jericho because of Skeet Ulrich. How do you get a name like Skeet? Why Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-81602464768804526162007-02-17T18:11:00.000-07:002007-02-22T05:10:21.108-07:00This is itToday I'm reminded of this dumb poem (or whatever) from junior high school.Wine meDine meSixty-nine me69 days until school is done.Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-73174763612190940182007-02-14T00:38:00.001-07:002007-02-22T05:10:41.532-07:00So you think you know me?Create your own Friend Quiz hereNo cheating! Add: They (the quiz people) don't send you junk email. In fact, they never sent me anything. My Amazon wishlist isn't going to help much (it might steer you towards a wrong or a right answer). My MySpace profile might help a little.Cello (je b) is currently in 1st place.Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-32947674159482057162007-02-13T12:29:00.000-07:002007-02-21T21:43:37.246-07:00772!I need to brag.I just checked my credit score it's 772! I fucking rule!Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-41732999315329442162007-02-07T18:48:00.000-07:002007-02-07T19:33:38.839-07:00I have a confession to makeIt's been at least 17 years since my last confession.I confess that I walked into Wal*mart today. I didn't buy anything but I did people watch like crazy. I enjoyed my browsing. I really did. The beverage section was selling 12 packs of apple flavored soda. I'm not sure if the world is ready for that but it was worth taking a look at. I walked up and down the craft section. They had the Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-12637240700599555922007-02-07T16:46:00.000-07:002007-02-07T23:33:11.843-07:00The FactoryI'm excited for tomorrow. I'm taking Hubs' advice and getting my ass up to the mountains. I'm waking up early and going to Vail for the day. I haven't been there since 1984.I was 14 in 1984 and my only source of income was from babysitting. Several weekends that winter I went with a family to their house in Vail. While they went skiing I babysat the kids. The last time I was there they Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-92224781262842951182007-02-06T17:11:00.000-07:002007-02-21T21:44:13.383-07:00big 'ol fuck youSome days I just want to give a big 'ol fuck you.I was leaving a patient's room, he looked at me, farted loudly, and started taking a shit. I saw it oozing from underneath his grapefruit-sized scrotum. I cleaned him up.I walked out of his room into another just as a guy was throwing his napkin on the floor on top of his lunch. He didn't like the food so he thought he would spill all of it ontoKrnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-52265615226123589572007-02-02T01:20:00.000-07:002007-02-02T21:02:50.777-07:00Shoot me Now.People are stupid. They really are.I was at work the other day when a coworker and a patient's family member (PFM) approached me with a problem. Her cell phone wasn't charging. I looked at the wires to make sure they were intact and showed no signs of stress. They were fine. One of them suggested that we may need to call maintenance for this critical issue. Someone might die if they can't Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-58999254040862344562007-01-27T18:15:00.000-07:002007-01-27T18:17:02.782-07:00NetflixWon't you please be my friend?Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-25495493175038480102007-01-27T02:38:00.001-07:002007-01-28T16:21:24.490-07:00She kicks assMeet my neice:Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-16113210720129069892007-01-25T23:22:00.000-07:002007-01-27T21:31:17.373-07:00Good Times.Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-34535650624538513302007-01-24T22:24:00.000-07:002007-01-24T22:47:26.234-07:00Oh hell no...I just read that one of my all time top three artists, The Jesus and Mary Chain, will be reuniting to play at Coachella this April. They will play on April 27th... my last day of classes. Fuck. I have a giant decision to make by Saturday morning at 10 am.The other reasons I would go? Rage Against the Machine, Sonic Youth, Peaches, Felix da Housecat, Benny Benassi, The Rapture, LCD SoundsystemKrnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-20746098757033400432007-01-17T22:14:00.000-07:002007-01-17T22:15:03.714-07:00Get a grip (repost from my MySpace)Screw all the quizzes/memes you have ever received... this is the best one EVER!Take the QUIZ!Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-76412611383331380532007-01-17T22:13:00.000-07:002007-01-17T23:16:31.406-07:00In other and more important news...I have never been so proud of a sibling before...The dumpster below my sister's condo made the paper. I am glowing with pride and excitement for her!Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414103.post-58560041297215553982007-01-16T21:33:00.000-07:002007-01-16T22:30:22.695-07:00Light the corners of my mindI was talking to Shelly tonight about our mattresses and how many men we've had sex with on them. She's had her mattress since she moved to Denver in the mid 90's. She's been married and divorced since then. Mine isn't that old. We figured out that it lost its virginity to Sam from Florida. Then I had to figure out exactly how many men. It turns out that it's not as many as I thought. I Krnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02937504565495943387noreply@blogger.com