Mr. Super

I met a guy tonight that I had a hard time conversing with because he is so metrosexual it is distracting. His hair had enough products in it that it looked plastic. The worst part was that he put something on his face to make it shiny. It was blinding me! I think it's great that men want to look their best but it is a little disconcerting when they take longer to get ready than I do.