Everyone else is doin' it...
1. The tip of my toe was chopped off when I managed to break my grandparent's TV. My mom just stuck it back on.
2. I had a snaggle tooth.
3. I can't go to sleep without playing a game of solitaire first in an attempt to slow my mind down.
4. I have never faked an orgasm.
5. I went to a funeral today. I'm sick of dealing with death lately but that seems to be the only thing I write about.
